Four Years and Counting!

Today is the fourth anniversary of the Boy and I becoming official.  We’d originally planned to drink the 2007 Utopias I bought for this date several months ago, but neither of us are ready to break that thing open, and considering the Boy picks on me so much for buying it, I’m not even sure he’ll get a sip.  That’ll teach him right?

…So in true Boy and Girl style we are going to rock this day!  By watching TV, I’ll have a turkey sandwich, the Boy a chicken and rice bowl, and we’ll tweet with the twitterverse all night while sharing another very special beer.

Pumpking Imperial Pumpkin Ale by Southern Tier Brewing (www.southerntierbrewing.com) courtesy of Jym of www.thebrewthusiast.com fame…..Because that’s how we roll.

In true Girl and Boy style the following just happened.

Girl: “I should have cutsied myself up a bit” (I just showered not long before)

Boy: “Yeah you should of”

Girl: …..insert glare of deep desire to shank the Boy…

Boy: “I mean…I’m just surprised you didn’t…normally you insist on that sort of stuff.”

Who wants to be my Alibi?

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Deschutes Abyss, the 5th Best Beer in the World?

Let’s go Abyss Gazing! My friend Nietzsche says it’s all the rage!

“We invite you to fall into the depth of The Abyss and discover why this dark and mysterious imperial stout is ranked the Fifth Best Beer on Planet Earth by BeerAdvocate.com. Far from an empty void, this abyss is filled with the complexity of brewers’ licorice and black strap molasses. “Dry hopping” with vanilla beans and cherry bark, aging in bourbon, Oregon oak and pinot barrels… and further into the chasm we go. “

When Deschutes Brewing (www.deschutesbrewery.com) extends an invitation like that, in reference to what Beer Advocate (www.beeradvocate.com) considers the fifth best beer in the world, you have to accept. Licorice? Molasses? Vanilla beans, cherry bark? All aging in boubon, oregon oak and pinot barrels?! Who could resist? I can’t.

The Boy and I first tried the Abyss on tap at Naja’s Place (www.najasplace.com) a few years back and immediately fell in love with it. We’ve snatched it up every chance we could. The 2009 release made it into the Boy’s Christmas Stocking the Christmas before last and is currently aging in the closet.

So this year the Boy and I found the 2010 Abyss on a night I had to work, New Years Eve. He grabbed two declaring he’d drink one to break in the New Year while I worked the night shift…and the other he would age. Not liking that game plan, I grabbed my own dammit. I do not miss out on the Abyss!

So he had his that night, a second was stashed to age and mine was put in the fridge to await my whim.

Well, let it be known I am whimsical and drank that taunting monster of a beer!

…The Abyss is appropriately named.  It pours pitch black, The soul sucking bottomless pit black that I’ve come to associate with the Boy’s malformed heart.  If only that malformed heart smelled so sweetly of chocolate!  The slight bourbon booziness does however remind me of the Boys liver!

Some girls want strawberries covered in dark chocolate fed to them….While that is delightful and I would never turn down such an offer, I think I’d prefer to have the Abyss poured down my throat (Does that sound dirty to anyone else?).  Dark Chocolate, Cherries, rich toasty malts, vanilla oakiness.  Yes, pour this down my throat for some foreplay with it’s 11 % ABV It’s much more likely to get you laid than some freakin’ Strawberries…

…though lets have the strawberries too.  I’m greedy like that.

(P.S. If the Abyss gazes back, all it got to see was the inside of my stomach…not my most flattering side I assure you.)

http://www.deschutesbrewery.com

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The Boy and Wreck The Halls!

What up beer peeps, The Boy here volunteering to do some of the heavy lifting on this God forsaken waste of a blog we have going on.

Today’s beer is Wreck The Halls 2010 Brewmaster Reserve Holiday Ale by Full Sail Brewing Company FullSailBrewing .  There are always a ton of Full Sail beers to choose from when we go to the store but for some reason we always choose something else so it wasn’t until a couple months ago when The Girl and I went on the quest to sample every winter seasonal known to man that we were forced to drink Full Sail’s Wassail.  You can see are review of Wassail here.   Wassail was pretty tasty so now Full Sail beers were on our radar.

Full Sail Brewing company is employee owned, very, very green and located in Hood River, Oregon, you gotta go to their website to see how beautiful it is there.

Wreck The Halls comes in bomber form, at 6.5% abv and 68 IBU’s.  They describe this beer as half winter warmer, half American IPA, “with an intriguing blend of centennial hops providing elegant citrus notes balanced by the backdrop of a rich, caramel malt body”.

OK, here’s my issue:  I like the beer name to reflect the beer itself.  At 6.5%abv and 68 IBUs, this beer does not Wreck The Halls but merely clutters the halls.  Maybe a scratch or two, but wreck it does not!

OK, here’s my second issue:  Not only does the taste of the beer have to be there to get a positive review, the beer should also taste as advertised.  Now this beer is very, very tasty but I get mainly just the IPA taste and not really much caramel balance.  I am a sucker for the citrus hop notes so I still enjoyed the taste, but I was a tad let down by what the description led me to believe I was going to taste.

Don’t worry Full Sail, I will still keep buying your Brewmaster Reserve beers because I looked at some of the upcoming releases on your website and can’t wait to get me some of your Black Gold Bourbon Imperial Stout!

P.S. The Full Sail beers have won piles of metals at the G.A.B.F and WBC.  I like their story as well.

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Pliny the Elder!!!!!!

This Review has been kidnapped by www.dailybeerreview.com. I recommend going over there and reading the poor little hostage and book marking the page for some additional fun beer reading!

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Grand Teton: Persephone Pils Preview!

When people ask me if I make money doing this I generally just laugh and talk about the “some day’s”.  I don’t know exactly how to make money on this.  Advertisers?  Sponsors?  Landing a sweet beer writing gig?  I do this because I enjoy it, I enjoy being in the beer community, imbibing and making new friends.

That isn’t to say there aren’t perks to this job.  The Boy told you guys the other night, in his Grand Teton Brewing Persuit of Hoppiness Post (here), that Grand Teton Brewing (www.grandtetonbrewing.com)  sent me a sample of their Newest Cellar Reserve Persephone Pils.

I have a strong affinity for Grand Teton Beers, every time I see a new one I have to grab it.  The proof is in the amount of reviews I’ve done on their beers (here). They consistently create really yummy beer. It’s a fun mix of original concepts, classic styles all well executed.

So it’s with great pleasure that I bring you Persephone Pils. An Imperial Pilsner.

For those of you not familiar with Greek Mythology, Persephone Is the daughter of Zeus (king of the Greek Gods) and Demeter (the Earth Goddess). She was abducted by Hades and taken to the underworld and in her grief Demeter turned the earth cold and barren. Zeus getting tired of the chill and the increasing fatality rate of mortals, ordered Hades to return Persephone, but due to some tricky Pomegranate seeds Persephone must return to Hades for part of the year.  Thus we have our seasons according to the Greeks.

This beer is in honor of Persephone’s return and the return of Spring.

From the Press Release and the Webpage I give you the following:


“Persephone (pur-seff-uh-knee) Imperial Pilsner was brewed with one foot in the past and one in the present. We started by creating this beer in the German style, an offshoot of the original pilsner that features German noble hops and a lighter, crisper body than its Czech counterpart. We used a blend of domestic Idaho 2-row barley and imported German malts as well as German Hersbrucker hops for flavor and aroma. We then took a leap forward by making this brew twice the strength of a traditional pilsner, with a big hop flavor to match.

After fermentation using a German lager strain, we conditioned this brew for two months at freezing temperatures. This maturation process is known as lagering (from the German meaning “to store”) and the process lends its name to the broad category of beer known as lager. This long lagering period is essential to create the smooth and well-rounded flavor expected from a pilsner. We present this beer in the German kellerbier tradition, where beer is brought to the consumer without filtration or pasteurization, and recommend serving it at 40 degrees in a traditional pilsner glass.” – www.grandtetonbrewing.com


This is what you’d want from a spring beer (and yes I know it’s winter now, but winter doesn’t last forever!), the Boy summed it up immediately with “Wow, cleansing” and it is.  Now, I don’t have much history with Pilsners, I’ve only had a handful, that said, this one wins.

This poured the perfect yellow.  Why yes it is yellow and fizzy, but it isn’t THAT beer!  This is what THOSE beers aspire to!  When I read the press release and saw mint mentioned, I was nervous, but it’s there in a very subtle and earthy way that doesn’t overpower the grassy bitterness.  I know at 8.76% ABV this is an imperial of the style, but this should be the style standard.  It’s big, bold, and tasty, which isn’t something I’m use to associating with the pilsner style.

The Release date is January 29th at their Pub in Victor, Idaho.   Keep your eyes peeled for the most recent addition to the Cellar Reserve Series to hit shelves a bit after the pub release.

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A Little White Birch Brewing Indulgence!

Indulgence.

Ahhhhh, the very word is the bane of a dieting beer girl!

…unless of course it’s the name of a beer and you are allowed one beer a day and then it’s ironic and fun!

Indulgence by White Birch Brewing (www.whitebirchbrewing.com) was obtained in a beer trade with Alec (Here) who I met on Twitter. When planning our trade we each picked out core beers we knew we wanted and let each other fill in the rest of the package. This way we’d get to try each others favorites, explore breweries and beers whose hype might not have made it to our coasts.

White Birch Brewing started in June 2009 with an operation it describes as a Nano Brewery due to the very small 15-20 Gallon batches being produced.  Since then they’ve upgraded to a seven barrel system, still not very large.

As if to testify to these small batches my Bottle of Indulgence advises me it is Batch 3 and Bottle 324 of 442.

Another fun thing on the bottle is that they suggest it be “served at 50-55° in your favorite glass”.

I like the glass suggestion!

This poured in a way that reminded me very much of Odin’s Tippel ( Here). Deep dark brown with a head that was two fingers (I have small fingers) of fluffy latte colored head. It’s clearly a beer that means to make an impression and the aroma of chocolate coupled with a 9.2% ABV certainly do.  White Birch Brewing calls this a black ale, though it’s not quite black.  It’s close enough for me.

I love dark chocolate and this is a dark chocolate beer.  Dark chocolate, roasted malts, a smooth easy mouth feel, there is a tiny bit of dark fruit, makes me think of plums you get when they’re just a touch under ripe, yummy but slightly tart.

A very good surprise in the beer trades, can’t wait to crack open some of the others!

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I Interrupt our Regularly Scheduled Program ….

For a Tea Break!  One of my friends has a thing for Barley Tea.  Now I love tea, I love spiced teas, chai teas, black, green, red, funky names, cheap, expensive…I like them all.  Getting wind of my beer blog and my tea habit this friend very innocently asked “Have you had Barley Tea?” To which I said no.  She spent the past two days pretending I didn’t exist.

Well I’m always game for the asian market.  It’s usually pretty cheap with healthy fresh ingredients, and I was thinking about making soup for dinner which cheap fresh ingredients are good for.  What better time to pick up a GINORMOUS box of Barley Tea than while getting dinner supplies?

Normally I wouldn’t review tea on here, but it’s interesting to see how a familiar beer ingredient plays in other contexts.  In this instance it is delightful, especially in the cold weather Sacramento’s been having…hey I was born in Las Vegas, this is cold for me!  It’s a delicate and roasty tea that would be a good alternative to coffee and is such a light and approachable flavor it needs absolutely no sugar.

Definitely worth a try if you are into tea’s.

*(This post is dedicated to Kerry Queen of Tea based forms of peer pressure!)

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming! AKA BEER!

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Grand Teton’s Pursuit of Hoppiness and 2011 Teaser

Well hello again, it’s The Boy here doing a very special review of Grand Teton Brewing Company’s GrandTetonBrewing.com Pursuit of Hoppiness Imperial Red Ale.   You can see our gazillion other reviews of Grand Teton as we love them so here:  GrandTetonRules.  One of the beer pics I show a little shoulder (beer porn) so well worth it.

The reason The Girl and I chose Grand Teton today is because just the other day we received a very special delivery from Grand Teton.  I suppose it’s the perks of being World Famous Beer Bloggers (in our own minds).  We nabbed a sample bottle of their yet to be released Cellar Reserve Series 2011 Persephone Imperial Pilsner.   These beers are meant to be aged and what is so cool about the Cellar Reserve series is that there is a Cellar Master that provides aging updates and tasting notes for their Cellar Reserve beers so you can have some help judging when might be the best time to try the beer.  Click here to check out the Cellar Master notes:  Cellar Notes This beer will get it’s own review  within the week along with release info.

With Grand Teton Brewing fresh on our minds we looked through our enormous beer stash and pulled out the Pursuit of Hoppiness to review:  From the website:

“Pursuit of Hoppiness Imperial Red Ale is brewed to showcase the brash beauty of American hops: Summit, Simcoe, Chinook and Nuggets at 100 International Bitterness Units (IBU). The hops grown in the United States are considered to be some of the best in the world. Compared to their more traditionally subdued, elegant European counterparts, American hops are bold, bright, piney and zesty. This ale is brewed with Idaho 2-Row malted barley and German specialty malts to provide a rich, slightly caramel flavor and bold reddish color. At 22 degrees Plato starting gravity and about 8.5% alcohol by volume, this thick and warming beer is to be shared and savored. “

I am blown away to think there are 100 IBU’s in this beer.  Very little bitterness, lots of pine and citrus, lovely spice, so very refreshing.  The hops are the star of the show.  And it being an Imperial Red rather than IPA brought a bit of a sweet tart to the initial taste which I enjoyed.  It’s bottle conditioned of course so will age nicely if properly stored, but due to the degradation of hops it’s recommended you drink it fresh.  I love yeast in my beer, brings and earthiness and lots of B vitamins.

The website is amazing and doesn’t just describe their beers accurately and with lots of detail, there is also a lot of great beer history and education which makes their site a must to check out even if you can’t get their beers.

Oh snap!  Almost forgot!  Grand Teton’s Pursuit of Hoppiness placed in the top 25 beers of 2010 in Draft Magazine.  That’s practically a craft beer Oscar.  Well, for sure better than a Tony.

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Original Pete’s in Elkgrove California

Part of moving to a new town is discovering your new places.  One of the places my brother has been dying to take me and the Boy to is Original Pete’s ( www.originalpetes.net) in Elk Grove.

The Boy and I were game, we drive by there all the time and it’s packed. Which is always a good sign.

A little extra research revealed that they contract their house brews through Firestone Walker Brewing (www.firestonebeer.com) who does some damn fine work. Combine that with a killer happy hour? Who could turn that down!

Highlights of the Happy Hour were:

EVERYDAY! 2-5pm
$1 off tall size beer $2 off of large size Beers
$2 off appetizers
$7.99 for a one topping large pizza
There were wine discounts too

It’s a good thing they have such a good happy hour, because the Boy is a cheap bastard.

The Boy started off with their Wheat beer.

Which I only had a sip of, it was a very bright and refreshing wheat.  However, I’d expect nothing less.

This isn’t the first time we’ve had beer contracted through Firestone and they consistently do good work, even if it’s not their names on the logo’s.

I started with the Broadway Brown, a Gold medal winner in 1999 and 2000 at the California State Fair in the Craft Beer Brewing Category. More than ten years later I can see why it won those medals. Roasty, nutty, warm, it’s exactly what I want and expect from a brown ale.

About this time the Brother and Sister-in-Law showed up with their 3 month old spawn. It was time to order the food.

The Boy and I Ordered:
A Dozen Garlic Knot’s (Doughy, Garlicky)
And a Large half pepperoni half black olive pizza (they forgot the black olives, but gave us some on the side.)

The Brother and Crew Ordered:
Chicken Fingers
Garlic Fries
Sweet Potato Fries
Deep Friend Artichokes
Pizza

…They wanted left overs for the four older Spawns they’d left at home.

Once we got our grub on it was time for second beers!

The Boy moved on to their Skinner’s Horse IPA.

Which was surprisingly good, most mainstream IPA’s are little more than American Pale Ales. Good, but not an IPA.

This was definitely an IPA with a nice pop of floral and citrus hop. I only had a sip but would definitely order it next time.

I ordered their Old Town Red. It was a standard Red Ale, not terribly exciting, but very drinkable.

I think the Boy and I might have found a place to become regulars at. It’s close to home, has a great happy hour, Good Beer, yummy food.

All and All a good find, hell it’s even in the neighborhood we’re house hunting in!

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Sierra Nevada: Attack of the Grand Cru!

The Boy here.  It has been well documented on the blog that I have an allergy to certain Belgian Yeast strains.  Essentially, my throat swells up and it is very painful.  Therefore, whenever I try a Belgian, I take a very small sip and wait about 5 minutes to see what happens.  If I make a mistake it’s about 30 minutes of misery.  I look so miserable The Girl actually feels bad for me. *

This brings me to the Grand Cru style.  I have been afraid of this style for several years after having BJ’s Grand Cru and my throat swelling up and misery ensuing.  Since that time I’ve avoided the Grand Cru style because I thought it was a Belgian style.

The Girl and I now live by Sierra Nevada Brewing Company SierraNevada.com .  We enjoyed collecting and reviewing the 30th anniversary collection and the Grand Cru is the 4th and final beer of the Anniversary Beers.

When The Girl bought it I was bummed and she was happy she would be able to drink it all herself.  I thought it was Belgian.

Then, a couple weeks ago the Girl was talking with Lee Williams of hoptopia.com on Twitter (@Hoptopia) (sometimes referred to as the Oprah of Craft Beer) about the Sierra Nevada Grand Cru and he explained that Sierra Nevada’s Grand Cru is not Belgian but a blend of their Bigfoot Barleywine(oak aged), Celebration Ale and Pale Ale.  The blend is then generously dry-hopped.  Say what!!!

Turns out Grand Cru is French for Great Growth.  Although there are a lot of Belgian Grand Cru’s out there, it refers more to the potential of the beer.  It initially was used in the wine industry to describe the potential of the vineyard.  In the beer industry, Grand Cru is used to describe essentially a big beer the brewery is very proud of.

Sierra Nevada should be proud of this beer, and they better make it an annual release.  At 9.2%abv it was pretty close strengthwise to the Bigfoot barleywine and the initial taste was that heavy sweetness of the Bigfoot…but then the hops take a front seat and don’t  let up on the gas.  I loved the spicy hop kick that came after the sweetness.  It’s like all the Sierra Nevada Beers(not including stouts and porters) in one and then injected with hop steroids(Hoptimum not included in hop comparison).  Buy  this beer and either drink it right away or age it some.  That’s why when you buy a special beer you gotta buy two!

*The Girl Here…I do feel bad for him when his allergy starts acting up.

…so bad in fact that I immediately avenge him by drinking the rest of the offending beers. :)

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